Dick Cheney, the widely beloved wartime vice president, oil executive, and outdoor sports enthusiast, entered the kingdom of heaven on Monday to avoid watching New York City be overtaken by a trust fund communist who loves terrorism. He was one year and nine months older than Joe Biden. Cheney was best known for his world-historic bromance with George W. Bush. The iconic duo will be remembered as one of the most successful partnerships since Michael Jordan (Cheney) and Scottie Pippen (Bush).