Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures I’m not familiar with the video game Minecraft , but I had a free afternoon this past weekend, and as I’m wont to do with my childless privilege of abundant time, I popped a magic mushroom square, went to the movies, and grabbed a ticket for the next available showing, which just so happened to be A Minecraft Movie . At the time, I was only ambiently aware of the unrest the film was fomenting in theaters across North America. I assumed it was Gentleminion -adjacent,