A jeans-genes pun is not a rich enough text to sustain this level of analysis. Photo: American Eagle Sydney Sweeney is, by all accounts, a talented and hardworking actress. Her professional collaborators call her kind, strong, and capable. Journalists who have interviewed her praise her intelligence and honesty. She is also a blonde white woman with larger-than-average breasts. For some reason, this has driven Americans across the ideological spectrum completely insane. The issue with Sweeney