By JJ Kapur August 11, 2025 I’m an only child, which meant a lot of summers spent figuring out how to entertain myself while my parents prayed I wouldn’t burn the house down. One summer, I became completely obsessed with Club Penguin. I’m talking full-blown, living-my-best-life-as-a-pixelated-penguin obsessed. And yes, I may have been borrowing my parents’ credit card information to deck out my igloo with disco balls. (I was obsessed with Saturday Night Fever, so what do you expect? My penguin