Valentine’s Day is here — but don’t go looking to Hollywood for true love

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Cupid’s arrows are coming Valentine’s Day is upon us. First, warnings. Don’t send flowers. Please. Before those roses wilt so might your partner. Also, easy on candles. Just trying to help you. Understand, everything can flicker out. Same might he, she or it. And watch the dental braces. You don’t want to get entangled. Make a phone call, send an email, buy a cheapo hanky, mail a letter, iron an unused kerchief, phone a friend, find a tie, repack a scarf, polish an old earring, find warm socks,