Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now! I loved Van Gaal, he was so funny. We had a lunch with all the players, wives, girlfriends, staff. He came up to Coleen and said ‘your children, they look very much like the father … he has very strong sperm’. That was the first time he met her!” – Wayne Rooney adds another dynamite Louis van Gaal anecdote to the archive via his BBC podcast . Didier Deschamps says he has cut down his France