The vibe of Apple’s 2026 Worldwide Developers Conference felt like a spouse proudly listing all the items on a honey-do-list they’d finally completed. Rather than showcase something exciting and new, Apple launched the keynote detailing fixes to last year’s “Liquid Glass” design; an overhaul of its awful search function ; improvements to its Playground feature , and so on. Perhaps most importantly, two years after promising but failing to launch a smarter Siri , Apple finally showed off an