Photo: After Midnight/Youtube First and foremost, this column wants to wish a speedy recovery to Jimmy Kimmel Live! sidekick Guillermo Rodriguez, who broke his foot and showed up on our TVs (or YouTube feeds; whatever) on Monday night in a cast. The Met Gala and the Tony Awards should consider postponing, because there’s no point doing a red carpet if Guillermo isn’t there feeding people tequila shots, okay? Secondly, I want to shout out John Lutz for his most recent “Product Tester” sketch on