On the eve of the opening ceremonies of the Milano Cortina Olympics, one of those irresistibly viral stories started percolating around the internet. In a press conference, a journalist asked an official from the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) about a report in a German tabloid that ski jumpers were injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises in order to enlarge their private areas, which would presumably give them an aerodynamic advantage in the sport. A bemused official promised to look