When Javier Milei was elected president of Argentina in 2023, many believed the nation was headed toward disaster. A libertarian economist and TV personality who claimed to take telepathic advice from his five cloned English mastiffs, Milei also described himself as an “anarchocapitalist” and “tantric sex guru.” He also advocated for the legalization of organ sales, the unrestricted ownership of firearms and the dismantling of the central bank. Yet, “El Loco”—The Madman, as his countrymen call