Celebrating your birthday may not be high on the priority list when sitting down for Christmas dinner , but it is for me. Christmas Day may be for festive cheer and goodwill, but for a birthday boy unable to go to the pub, it's slightly different. While many are buried under turkey trimmings and cheap Christmas cracker jokes, I'd very much like to be six pints down at the local boozer with soggy carpets. As the late Queen Elizabeth II had two birthdays , as do I. In fact, I'd love nothing more