This Thing’s Incredible A series where we share products that are so good we would do an entire infomercial about it. (But instead, we published this review.) Read more here . The author’s kitchen, painted in Alkemis’s Hoodoo. Photo: Kacey Jeffers At the end of last year, my partner and I bought a house. Blessedly, there were no major renovations required — except that all the rooms were various shades of greige (and, in one case, a rather putrid lavender), meaning we needed to repaint them