In Human Guinea Pig , Slate writers subject themselves to various experiments and indignities so you don’t have to. Men are never to spend any time with a woman without a chaperoning presence. That’s a core tenet of the Modesto Manifesto , as defined by the late mega-preacher and notorious fundamentalist crusader Billy Graham. The idea is that by putting yourself under constant, panoptic surveillance, you shall never succumb to temptations of the flesh. You probably already understand the