Just when parents thought they could decode teenage text speak, a new list comes along that raises more questions than answers Just when parents thought they could decode teenage text speak, a new list comes along that raises more questions than answers Name: Confusing text abbreviations. Age: As old as texts themselves. Appearance: SYBAU. I don’t know what that means . I’ll help. It means “shut your bitch ass up”. Heavens above, my teenager sent that to me this morning! Well, in that case I