I, for one, can't get over the attempt to text on a CD player. Big news, folks: we in 2024 are the lucky recipients of a new Netflix original horror film — but the audience it seems to be scaring most is millennials. But reader, the scariest part of the movie is not the horror element; it's the fact that it is "set" in 2003 — and people who actually went to high school in the early aughts are not having it. So, here are some of the best millennial reactions: I am dying over these tweets — and