I am delighted to inform you that all monsters are gay. Zombies are gay. Werewolves are gay. Godzilla is gay. Vampires are obviously gay. Mothman is gay, as are all other cryptids . Frankenstein is gay in, like, 20 different ways. The Babadook , you may have heard, is gay. Swamp Thing is trans , and also gay. The queerness here is not so much about whom the monsters sleep with—I don’t want to picture the Babadook getting busy, and neither do you—as it is about the queer community’s enthusiastic