Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column. Say what you like about the European Parliament (no, really, say what you like), but it does shine a light on sub-sections of the continent that may not otherwise have received much attention. This week in Strasbourg, for example, there was a workshop in which you could paint your own garden gnome in what was perhaps the best thing to have happened in the Parliament since a group of interpretive dancers helped celebrate the end of discussions on