Welcome to the time machine. Our gaze through the crystal ball into a Reform government walking into Downing Street. It’s April 2029, and Nigel Farage is the UK Prime Minister. Britain is caught in a turquoise trap – as its united kingdoms slowly split away from each other. Thatcher 2.0 – the AI version, has swept to power. Today should be a wake up call not just for the Labour Party, but for every one of us. The teal tide is coming. In three years or under, driven by household insecurity