Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column . This week, there’s an exciting opportunity for (rich) readers: I’m trying to raise $1 billion to get a seat on Donald Trump’s Board of Peace — or maybe that should be Bored of Peace! So far — after checking behind the sofa, harassing colleagues at POLITICO Towers, and busking outside Exki on Schuman roundabout (just about finished “Here Comes The Sun” when the police arrived) — I’ve got the princely sum of €14.28, which, even if Trump tanks the

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