Let’s get this out of the way: Melania is a stinker. You should not go and see it. Most people have already made that choice, voting with their feet and making it, without question, one of the biggest flops of all time. They made the right choice. Why? Mainly because it’s incredibly boring. It had a reported $40 million budget to play with, and unprecedented access to a person who remains an enigma to most despite being among the most famous people in the world, with backdrops dripping with