As a casual purveyor of youth culture, I recently became aware of the allegations leveled against the right-wing influencer Candace Owens. Some have accused her of concocting a bogus conspiracy involving Turning Point USA, the president of France, the alleged first "lady" of France, the French Foreign Legion, and a multinational assassination squad that includes at least one Jew. According to Owens, the details of the plot were relayed to her by a "high-ranking employee of the French government"