1. Gay for pay by Mike Solana In yet another piece of unbelievable reporting on the state of California from Chris Rufo, news-weary Americans discover the government is “pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to ‘LGBT-owned’ firms.” But Solana, how could the government possibly know a man is gay? Why, couldn’t some clever Somalian fraudster simply say he enjoyed the intimate company of men and steal the cash? Well, we’re all in luck. To qualify for the money,