First lady Melania Trump—who five years ago asked , “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”—is hosting open auditions for the White House’s upcoming Christmas celebration. Now we’re not saying that you should apply, get selected, and then not show up on the date of the actual performance … but if you wanted to, it would be pretty easy. “Americans from every U.S. state and territory are invited to apply for the opportunity to assist with decorating at the White House or showcase their talents as a