Bryan Johnson isn’t packing plastic… anymore. Last month, the biohacker known for his extreme longevity protocols had social media in a frenzy after boasting about his girlfriend’s ‘top 1%’ vagina . Now, he’s taking the subject even further south. “I have no microplastics in my balls,” the 48-year-old declared in an X post . “This should not be possible.” Johnson cited five different studies that suggest 100% of men have some amount of microplastics in their sperm. He claims that a complete