The first rule of Titanium Court is that you can’t explain Titanium Court . Not because we’re living under the omerta of an 8-bit Fight Club , but because it’s one truth I can stand by. For the past week, I’ve been facing the consequences of getting isekai’d into a digital pastiche of the entire history of dramatic allegory and contemporary humor, leading a whimsical quasi-sentient court of wildly unmedicated faeries to their doom. They try, in their roundabout faerie way, to be helpful,