It's hard to imagine being this desperate to nab the final chicken on the shelf. A 42-year-old teacher has been arrested after allegedly assaulting a customer in a tussle for the last rotisserie bird in a supermarket. Police claim Ashley Murff punched another shopper in the face in front of multiple witnesses, and even spewed a vile racial slur. The victim claims she was waiting in a queue for a chicken when she attacked by Murff, who was in line waiting behind her. The teacher's alleged racist