It’s 7:35 a.m. inside Austin’s Fairmont Hotel when the elevator doors open and a fit, tanned man sporting a red-light therapy cap and yellow-tinted glasses steps into a packed, half-asleep car. “Are we ready for today?” he asks the bleary-eyed passengers, a steaming cup of mold-free, mineral-infused Danger Coffee in hand. “This is our f—king Olympics.” Welcome to Dave Asprey ’s 2026 BEYOND Biohacking conference — the largest and longest-running gathering of wellness crusaders, longevity chasers