They’ve got reason to be amped. Photo: Kelvin Kuo/Los Angeles Times/Getty Images Being the best-ever United States’ Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) of all time is, all told, not that historically mind-blowing a designation. It’s a little like being the best-ever suburb of Omaha, or the best-ever freeway rest area, or the best-ever sports blogger: I mean, congratulations, it’s better than being the worst , I suppose, but let’s just say the hill you climbed was not all that steep in the first place.