On some level, we’re all struggling right now — which just makes life all the more ripe for whimsy, as far as I’m concerned. If we’re going down, let’s go down gay and covered in glitter. Dario Vitale, the new creative officer at Versace apparently has the same idea. Vitale’s premier offering for the house that Gianni built is so gay that it’s not even trying to hide the cock rings in front of company. It’s so gay, its poppers are showing. In other words, Vitale’s Versace is a breath of fresh