Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photos: Ryan Pfluger, Publishers I’m a stand-up comedian. Not a book critic. I don’t want to be a book critic. And writing about books is really fucking hard. I don’t want to recap the plots or write shit like “languorous prose.” I can’t even remember character names, much less general themes, and I have zero interest in “what the author is trying to say.” That said, I read a lot of fucking books, and I particularly enjoy reading fiction as soon as it is released to