Explaining his drunken stupor. Photo: Scott Kowalchyk/CBS For many, just being around the ever-charming Colin Farrell would be a dream. Tom Cruise is not “many people.” While promoting Ballad of a Small Player on October 28, Farrell regaled The Late Show With Stephen Colbert with the story of how he showed up drunk on the set of their film Minority Report , to Cruise’s chagrin. The issue began when the film didn’t let Farrell off for his birthday, despite him asking for the time. “I got up to