Footballer has 664 million followers but his boring presence is a reminder of how reel-life destroys what it touches Footballer has 664 million followers but his boring presence is a reminder of how reel-life destroys what it touches B uy the backpack airlines hate. Fawn strangely at a child athlete. This TV presenter drank olive oil for a month and absolutely nothing happened. The streets (no actual streets involved) won’t forget (robots can’t forget) Paul Pogba (or equivalent coding).