Alex Jones is having a full meltdown on the cusp of InfoWars’s extinction. The far-right conspiracy network was auctioned off to the satirical outlet The Onion , ending what was arguably Jones’s most successful endeavor while marking the beginning of his descent into irrelevancy. During a breathless rant on Steve Bannon’s War Room from the InfoWars studio, Jones called the news of The Onion ’s acquisition “ridiculous,” referred to U.S. regulators as “Imperial Troops,” and insisted that the