Photo: Davidoff Studios Photography/Getty Images Last Monday, Attorney General Pam Bondi’s office announced that an “exhaustive review” of disgraced financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein had not turned up his supposed “client list,” that Epstein had killed himself in prison (as opposed to being murdered by a shadowy cabal of powerful pedophiles), and that the department would not be disclosing more details about him. This would not count as news for most readers and viewers of