Police catch woman, 28, climbing colossal 16th-century statue of Neptune to touch its genitals as a dare Police catch woman, 28, climbing colossal 16th-century statue of Neptune to touch its genitals as a dare A tourist has been charged after allegedly climbing a colossal marble statue in Florence to touch its genitals for a pre-wedding prank. Experts said the woman caused thousands of euros of damage to the Neptune fountain in Piazza della Signoria. Created by the sculptor Bartolomeo Ammannati,