We’ve gone to the dogs I had my friends — two of the city’s top vets who cootchy-coo at my Yorkie — to dinner. Understand, Jellybean is the king. He’s 6 years old, has custom-made Ralph Lauren cashmere sweaters, gets more attention than Tom Cruise and, trust me, definitely pees more than Tom. Brett Shorenstein, VMD, co-owner of  Abingdon Square Veterinary Clinic in the West Village , gave me a lesson on AI. Sitting in my home he told his cellphone he wanted a fake article in the style of Cindy