President Joe Biden will deliver his farewell address to the nation later this evening. He is set to leave office with an approval rating of just 36 percent and probably won't live much longer after leaving office next week. You're probably wondering what Biden is going to say but don't care enough to actually watch him speak. Fortunately, the Washington Free Beacon has exclusively and quasi-legally obtained the following transcript of Biden's rehearsal session for tonight's address. Enjoy!