Trump conquers the Vatican. Biden speaks, removes all doubt. Progressive participation trophies. Hot ballerina in the White House. It's Friday, May 9, 2025 Finally, an American pope. This never would have happened on Joe Biden's watch. Pope Francis, who was not American, died last month a few hours after meeting Vice President J.D. Vance. On Thursday, the American cardinal Robert Francis Prevost of Chicago was elected Pope Leo XIV. "I was watching it and they said he's from America," Trump told