Joe Biden, sometimes referred to as "Sleepy Joe," finally surrendered his bony grip on power this week at the age of 82. Like most Americans, we're glad he's gone and don't really care what he does next. But we're still a little curious to see what Biden will get up to in the (likely very brief) final chapter of his life. Here are a few of the most likely outcomes, according to a Washington Free Beacon analysis. Enjoy!   Corpse   Getty Images The obituaries have already been written and loaded