Happy birthday America, sorry your merch sucks. As the Red, White and Blue gears up to celebrate the country’s 250th bithday , shoppers have yet to spot enough patriotic products. A quick Google search and you’ll see that companies like McDonald’s , Old Navy and more have partnered with the World Cup to drop special merch. But brands that scream America have so far stayed fairly quiet on the nation’s big day. To be fair, McDonald’s did bring back its cult-classic Apple Pie for a limited time.