If you purchase an independently reviewed product or service through a link on our website, Rolling Stone may receive an affiliate commission. Jeans are, objectively, an almost perfect article of clothing. You can class them up with a suit jacket and some  dressy shoes  and head off to your board meeting , or throw on your favorite  band tee  and totally be ready to get bruised in the mosh pit. But as versatile as they are, you don’t want to risk looking like you just rolled out of bed — enter