What if loving your child is destroying you and all you want to do is escape? That’s the nightmare Byrne faces in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. The star and its director reveal why backers were scared What if loving your child is destroying you and all you want to do is escape? That’s the nightmare Byrne faces in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. The star and its director reveal why backers were scared I f I Had Legs I’d Kick You, for which Rose Byrne just won a Golden Globe, is unmistakably a horror