Private-equity investors, I know you've heard this before, but I have a great investment opportunity for you. I've never worked a day in finance, and I'm arguably closer to the NBA than an MBA, which is saying something considering how bad my jump shot is. But hear me out. I understand the most basic principle in investing: Buy low, sell high. And I've got an asset that would consider the Mariana Trench a step up. My beloved New York Jets. Your immediate reaction might be to laugh (most people