A company wakes up to a news story claiming it has suffered a major data breach. The details are specific, technical and convincing. But the breach didn’t happen. No systems were compromised. No data was taken. A language model generated the entire story, filling in plausible details from scratch. And before the company can figure out what’s going on, a reporter at a reputable outlet picks up the story and requests comment. Within hours, the company is drafting statements and mobilizing its