Guillermo fell asleep during our regularly-scheduled all-staff HR meeting on Zoom, Trump bailed early from the G7 Summit, he took to Truth Social to attack President Emmanuel Macron of France, before he skipped town he held a joint presser with the Prime Minister of the UK to tout a big, beautiful new trade deal, Trump is especially upset with Pete Hegseth for getting the tone of his birthday parade all wrong, he is now hawking a new mobile phone that appears to be a reskinned version of a