Competition is fierce to be the dumbest Trump Cabinet secretary. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. is no rocket scientist, but is it fair to pick on a guy whose brain got eaten by a worm ? Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is a featherweight, but can we be sure he’s off the sauce? Attorney General Pam Bondi spouts sycophantic nonsense all the time, but isn’t that mostly an act? Actually, any politician who wears a Rolex is a legitimate target for suspicion. I first made this