How Long Until Drake’s Iceman Sculpture Melts? A Quantum Physicist Weighs In

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In a rare break from federally suspect gambling promotion, Drake has announced his return to music by erecting a giant ice sculpture in a Toronto car park. After a sporadic and drawn-out campaign of vague teasers for a new album called Iceman , the rarely understated rapper unveiled a stack of frozen bricks at 81 Bond Street yesterday (April 20), promising that the release date is hidden inside. How long it might take the sculpture to melt is a question beyond the ken of the Pitchfork news team.

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