It is the bottom of the third inning, and I am on my phone . My boys play travel baseball , and I have spent about 4,000 hours on the bleachers watching nothing happen for long stretches. I have also, during those hours, written code for my AI startup, rehearsed answers for an investor interview, pressure-tested a crisis comms plan, and argued with Claude about the infield fly rule. My kids see me do this. I could easily be the cautionary tale about modeled behavior. Mom on her phone, missing