Divorce settlements often focus on homes, savings and childcare—but as daily life becomes increasingly shaped by subscriptions, some couples find themselves negotiating far more modern assets. For Ladan Richardson, now 33, that reality took an unexpected form during her divorce in November 2022, when a judge asked her what she wanted included in the final settlement. Her answer, she said, was partly serious and partly framed with humor: the car, the dog—and continued access to her ex‑husband’s