The attempts to link the late ultra-elite pedophile to Putin are absurd to the point of desperation ‘Not many people know zis’ – as Franz Liebkind, the demented Nazi hobby playwright character in ‘The Producers’, would have said – but Jeffrey ‘suicide-just-on-time’ Epstein really was a terrific Beluga whale . Or maybe a giant, shapeshifting, hypnotic killer squid . Or just Charlie Sheen . Impossible? Totally absurd? Absolutely delusional? Mais pas du tout (pardon my French, please)! Because